Least Favorite Warriors

AKA "Warriors I Want to Pump Full of Lead"

Cloudtail: I get that he loved Brightheart even when half her face was torn off. That's great of him, but he was just so arrogant and rude, that I couldn't help but not like him. Plus, when Daisy came into TC, he totally just dropped Brightheart and his daughter like hot potatoes and chased after her. That did not go well with me.

Rainflower: When Stormkit broke his jaw, she wouldn't look at him and avoided him. She gave him his own nest, far away from her and Oakkit. She made Hailstar change his name to Crookedkit. As she said about him to Shellheart, "He wouldn't be the ugly mess he is now! He'd still be my handsome young warrior.." She told Oakheart, at his warrior ceremony, that he would always be better than Crookedpaw. She always cheered last for Crooked whenever his name changed. She hated him after his jaw broke. And not to mention, when Crookedstar went to get his nine lives, even in StarClan, she refused to see him. I hate her with every fiber of my being. What kind of mother only loves her son for the way he looks?

Spottedleaf: (copy paste from another deviation) I don't know about anyone else, but Spottedleaf really, really makes me angry. Firestar is her nephew-in-law or whatever. And she loved him when he was merely an apprentice. She was old enough to be his MOM. And she's just like "lol okay 24 books later, I'll be sure he's still griping and pining and gushing over me" and goes and walks in his dreams. She says she cares about Sandstorm, but sure not enough to leave Firestar alone. How do you think Sandstorm felt, watching the love of her life, who had two children with her, pine constantly over her aunt, who was a medicine cat? Not to mention when she was killed again, Firestar sobbed over her and was like "We promised to be together in StarClan!" and Spottedleaf's like "Oh my love gush gush gush." How on Earth do you think she felt, hearing that? Spottedleaf is a selfish stalker and pedophile.

Thistleclaw: He's just a dick. The end.

Ashfur: I wrote too many journals about him. xD Suffice it to say, you can't blame your mother's death on the fact that you overreacted to getting friendzoned (I don't say dumped because they didn't even go out. It was all in his head.) by your half-niece and tried to kill her adopted kits and father. And Yellowfang's excuse? Loving too much? He didn't love Squirrelflight, because if he did, he'd want her to be happy.

Crowfeather: He got mad because Leafpool chose her Clan over him. Then took a mate and had a son with her just to prove his loyalty to WindClan. But he doesn't give two craps about them. He still loves Leafpool in a weird no-feelings way. He is a horrible cat altogether.